So much to cover since the last post. Family update: my cousin Virginia has been coronated. My uncle Tucker was made her robot butler. Somehow the terrifying monarch from the Burger King commercials is involved. Yes, mom's dress is made from real gold. Details of court intrigues will follow...
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starters: you have to be blond, or approximately blond. Mardi Gras is for Cinderella, not Snow White. Your teeth look great so that's not a problem. Now you just have to reel in some goofy ass king.
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