Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Curious as Hell


What job is this? Who the hell drives around in a truck with 2 other guys wearing hard hats and totes around a household vacuum cleaner (this word vacuum always looks mispelled). Everything is wrong with this picture. The guy riding bitch helmetless. The fact that they only need enough tools for one side box. Nobody has just one side box. And what kind of vacuum is this? This is not a shop vac. No one has ever used a vacuum like this in any place where hard hats are required. Not ever. These guys are spies or terrorists or jehova's witness, most likely.
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Saturday, January 13, 2007

The Beast


Behold the beast in all her glory! Nemesis, teacher, engineered lumber. I'm thinking of composing poetry or creating a shrine. Something to ward off danger and repeated mistakes. This is the beam that made me a believer in back braces, proper lifting mechanics, the brevity of youth, etc. Here she is still lurking behind the treated fencing and posts at the Home Dog. Any volunteers interested in helping me take her home to my hoard?